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Does anyone remember a cartoon called "Angry Beavers"?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Did you suffer from acne when you were a teenager?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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have you ever noticed that most of the time when giving out a phone number the person will repeat the last four numbers? "951-555-9855" then he'll say, "9855"
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Northerners think Sountherners are slower in the intelligence area
due to their accent.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Northerners think Sountherners are slower in the intelligence area
due to their accent.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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do you feel good about your age?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may be in UTAH! lmao
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Anyone starting to get the fall, cool, weather?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Anyone who thinks the sky is the limit has no imagination.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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If my dog is dyslexic, is he god?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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he said we can get married in 2 years but i have to stop talking about it, lol
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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CARPE CEREVISI!
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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You possess funky nasty odors that nobody else knows of.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Does anyone have TIVO? (I just got it today)
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Do you decorate your home for the season(s)?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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do you talk to people you met on HumanMaze while off of HumanMaze?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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do you like liver and onions?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Ever get the feeling that in life, when your finally holding all the cards, everyone else is playing chess? -- Gil Stern
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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love~~~ the slowest form of suicide?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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| True false Answers |
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Capitalism: Man exploiting man. Socialism: The reverse.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today - and in fact we have forgotten.
~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will finally know peace -- Jimi Hendrix.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. (Douglas Adams)
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Insanity: Is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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doesnt your sis get on your nerves that you want to beat her~small or big>
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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More people have been slaughtered in the name of religion than for any other single reason. That, my friends, that is true perversion -- Harvey Milk
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then if he didn't like what you've said, he's a mile away and barefoot..?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done..
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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some people have better luck than others!
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
- Kurt Vonnegut
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Dogs are better than cats?
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I love sushi
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perfectionists should be closely monitered when working with others
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God wants spiritual fruit not religious nuts.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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The definition of "Witlag": The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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(Men) if you had to enter these dance lessons with your wife/Girl friend, which would you enter?
Waltz
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Your boss preference? Pls comment why?
None - priceless
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Titanic is the greatest love story ever? Rich girl meets poor boy, poor boy draws rich girl, boat sinks, poor boy dies, rich girl lives to 150.
Come to think of it, you're right..that was a retarded love story.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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If you had to go a year without a service which would it be?
Propane
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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how often do you cry?
other...please state
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Ever wondered if people in China and Taiwan know that we have all their stuff?
Yes - I bet if I shaved your head bald, I'd find a 'Made in China' label on you as well
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Favorite Reality show
Don't care for any of them
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Are you ............. person
Wal-Mart underwear
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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What do you value more? and why?
Logic
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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i have
curly hair
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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if your partner asked to borrow $30 for 2 days to go out to a good bye lunch for a coworker and you had it to give you would say...
other
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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on women what do you think looks better
long hair
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Married
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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would you rather
fart so loud in an office meeting or
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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which is not flavor
jumbo
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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i was think about doing my nails with chinese symbols for love wife mom and bitch on them; however that leaves my thumb blank what do you think i should put on it
daughter
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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were the Egyptions right about there many or where the christens.
christens
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Would you rather have a horse or a cow?
Cow
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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How do you get your pictures printed
i dont
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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if you were having Italian tonight which dish would you have?
Pizza
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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name some things that i've won...
I won a free cabinet at the company Christmas party, back when I worked for a cabinet
manufacturer.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Why do they call the movie cheaper by the dozen?
The more kids you have the more it costs.
The movie doesn't resemble the original play at all. It was about a man who took the
early 20th century concept of "scientific management" methods very seriously. He
determined that the more kids you have the less it cost per child to raise them.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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How can anyone proof that what I see as green, they see as the same color?
I'm not the only one who wonders about that!!!!
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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What is your ethnicity?
Irish, German, and umm, Ok damn it, I'll admit it, French.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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who do you think you are most like on Human Maze...? Opposite sex only
I could not tell you because I will not asume to know people I have never met.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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What about the you now versus what you want to be?
I want to do something that leaves me more free time and I can do it from home. Right now
it's off to work all day with frequent travel.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
Left, I think. Depends on which way you look at it. While I'm in the bed on my back
it's the left side.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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how come people always feel they need to feed their guests?
I don't know. That's a good question. It's probably some tradition that
started out as something necessary or practical.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Why do people get 3 wishes from a genie? why not 4 or 1 or whatever?
It would make the jokes too long to be funny.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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ever had one of those moments where you feel like the worst parent on the planet?
Yes, just had one of those last night.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Why are Democrats Pro-choice yet are against Capital Punishment?
Why are Republicans Pro-life yet for Capital Punishment?
The libs have little repect for human life. They see no wrong in killing innocent
children and want want to preserve the life of those who murder. Death for taking a life
is just. Killing someone because they are a bother to have around is not.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Remember the OJ trial? Where were you in your life? How old where you?...tell me, i want details
I was in my late twenties. Married with one daughter and one on the way. I worked in a
cabinet factory in Kansas.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Why do people say they are open minded when they are insanely close minded?
Are they as closed minded as you think?
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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what were you doing last night
Shopping at Walmart. My wife sent me for groceries and I found some great stuff on
clearance in hardware. Nice screwdriver bit set and a detail sander for cheap.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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okay now that you have seen all the pics which one did you like best
The one on there now. We can see you both very clearly.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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How do they extract the caffeine from the coffee from the coffee bean?
Good question. You obviously have internet access.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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What's the sickest you've ever been?
I had a very bad case of dysentary in Iraq. I could hardly stay awake when I was not
running for a latrine.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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What is your favorite avatar on HM?
It's a toss up for me. I like most of them and I kinda miss Candy Man's cat.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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Firefighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, so what do freedom fighters fight?
Tyrants
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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what do you think the cause of Global warming is?
Politicians, extremists, news reporters and energy companies that stand to make a fortune
by forcing us to use biofuels and windmill energy.
by Richard answered 3 year ago
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